The cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain sugar.
Through sugar, I gain energy.
Through energy, I get stuff done.
Through getting stuff done, my to-do's are checked off.
The pie shall free me.
Citizens of a civilized alliance for centuries the practitioners of the Dark side of the Bakery have hidden in the shadows, waiting for the right time to return. Now we see the two false idols, the Cupcake and the Cookie, fight for dominance while the rest of the alliance suffers.
The supporters of the dangerous idols will be hunted down and defeated. Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. I assure you our resolve has never been stronger. Once more the Pie will rule the NADC and we shall have a piece. But In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the alliance must be reorganized into the first NADC Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
Under the new order our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. Let the enemies of the Pie take heed: those who challenge our resolve will be crushed.
Dark Lord of the Pie and Emperor of the NADC!