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Put anything funny you might run across in your ventures with the NADC.

 

hrllo

You know, that is an offensive mockery of the Japanese English accent.

Wouldn't herro be more offensive?

Beautiful, isn't it?

herro isn't JE...

But it -is- racist.

How can it be racist if it isn't even JE

hrllo is like an improving Japanese English speaker

And it is Japanese

Then it's more like herrow if anything.

That's what she said

No, he said "herro"

no "w"

That's what she said

I'm willing to compromise.

Hur, my name is James.

OH

RIGHT OVER MY HEAD

DAMIT

but with two Ms.

Yeah same here lol

xD

Still over my head...

o.O

O.o

lol.... "that's what SHE said"

Yes

but

It was a horrible 'That's what she said'

Unless

it is massively over my head

._.

I thought it was relatively good.

"I'm willing to compromise."

AHH!

...

That's what she said

No, he said "herro"

no "w"

That's what she said

I'm willing to compromise.

That's what she said.

Mah laggin'?

ohh... wait

no

I dun get it

far out lol me neither...

You're lagging.

then i am also

bu wait

according to my logs

FM said it 1 second after my comment

Hmm

so I'm thinking it was entirely unintentional

I agree

11:44 AM foxtwo: Then it's more like herrow if anything.

11:45 AM FreddieMercury: That's what she said

11:45 AM foxtwo: No, he said "herro"

11:45 AM foxtwo: no "w"

11:45 AM FreddieMercury: That's what she said

11:45 AM Balougahfitz: I'm willing to compromise.

So

Balougahfitz Barkeaters

Balougahfitz is lagging

Then I'm lagging, I guess.

Oh well

I misread "she" for "he" lol

Not using an IRC client so I dun care.

XD

I'm using "conversation"

That was an epic debate

* FreddieMercury claps

We still haven't come to an agreement

Deserves a hur

Yes we have

I still don't get the call when you made it Freddie.

We decided I was lagging slightly and received FM's message after my own

Unless you were calling Balougahfitz a girl...

that's what I immediately read

FreddieMercury

explain yourself!

No I was just intentionally inserting a bad thats what she said

I think

Freddie

deserves an EPIC FAIL!

:P

* Kajdav[NADC|Senate] kicks FreddieMercury

Liike

After that long debate?

Hell nah

:D

5 minutes after discussing that

I find out it was epic fail

I'm quoting this, dangit.

I'm sorry, I'm not wasting 5 minutes of my life for nothing...

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That was just epic lol :P

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Corruption in mah NADC!

 

lol

elections are tomorrow??

o.o

Bribing me only costs 6 million

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I'm amazing at Physics.

I make Stephen Hawking look like a tard.

well... he does look kinda... retarded

LOL I realized that when I said it

This thread needs pinned, BTW.

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[15:05:23] The Netherlands

[15:05:40] Isn't that Denmark?

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Kajy, you're young so I'll be a little more patient with you.

 

First of all, don't even consider my age. Just don't.

 

Not exactly funny but I like it...

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One evening/night, at Xfire...

 

 

[03:20] Lailander: MAKE MEH AN ADMINZ NAO!

[03:20] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: NO WAI!

[03:20] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: >=(!

[03:20] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: NO FREEDUM!

[03:20] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: OPRESSION! o/

[03:21] Lailander: >>>=()!!!

[03:21] Lailander: REBELLION! /o

[03:21] Lailander: (that's me lifting my right fist in the air)

[03:21] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: o\ is the one I prefer to o/

[03:21] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: Yeah

[03:21] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: I don't like o/ much

[03:22] Lailander: Left hand feels just so...odd...

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: xD

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: wow

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: true man!

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: /o it is!

[03:22] Lailander: Yeah.

[03:22] Lailander: I mean...you never salute with the left hand.

[03:22] Lailander: You don't shake hands with left.

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: nope!

[03:22] Lailander: You don't wave with left.

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: xD

[03:22] Lailander: Damn, you don't even puch with the left!

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: I never realized

[03:22] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: This is earth shattering =o

[03:22] Lailander: It is!

[03:23] Lailander: We must inform the NADC and the CN community about this!

[03:23] Lailander: o/ cannot reign any longer!

[03:23] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: and watch as they fail to give a dam

[03:23] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: :D

[03:23] [šє.ūк] TankKiller: But yes!

[03:23] Lailander: Well, yeah...but still!

[03:23] Lailander: POWER TO THE RIGHT (hand, of course)

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LOL Wow. I thought I was looking at a newbies's nation and I was like "Wow. They have alot of infrastructure."

Then I realized I was looking at my own nation.

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Ahh I just read over them again and they made me laugh, especially this one:

 

I'm amazing at Physics.

I make Stephen Hawking look like a tard.

well... he does look kinda... retarded

LOL I realized that when I said it

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I CAN'T FIND MY CALC HOMEWORK

AND MY BEDTIME IS IN 25 MINUTES

AND I STILL NEED TO PRACTICE PIANO!

calc?

calculus

I'm a genius at math

and took it in tenth grade

and that's with skipping a grade

pretty advanced at least here in the US

oh, here we just call it maths

...

It just struck me funny. :P

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So the other day, I happened to be away from my office, and this is what happened...

*** tony2456[NADC] joined #tonysoffice

Welcome to tony2456's private office! Enjoy the comfy chairs, delightful company and attractive decor! /o NADC and her allies. EX VIRTUS LACERTUS (tony2456[NADC])

Topic set by ChanServ on Tue Dec 08 2009 12:01:32 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)

12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +n

12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +t

12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +r

12:01 +++ ChanServ has given owner to tony2456[NADC]

12:28 *** DaSupe[NADC] joined #tonysoffice

12:29 DaSupe[NADC] grabs a comfy chair and puts his feet on the desk

12:38 *** Michael_Martin joined #tonysoffice

12:38 Michael_Martin I have to pee.

12:38 DaSupe[NADC] There's a nice plant in the corner there

12:38 Michael_Martin urinates in Tony's flower pot.

12:39 Michael_Martin Look at the paintings.

12:39 Michael_Martin They just need a little something.

12:39 Michael_Martin gets out his pastels and adds smiley faces to the paintings.

12:39 DaSupe[NADC] Hmm... I have a packet of ketchup in my pocket if you need something red

12:40 Michael_Martin LOL

12:40 Michael_Martin No, that's better on the blue carpet.

12:40 Michael_Martin We can make the carpet polka dots!

12:41 DaSupe[NADC] carefully drips ketchup evenly on the blue handmade carpet

12:41 Michael_Martin Tony,m I have to make sure nobody is trying to set you up. It would be terrible if they got a member of the senate in a drug ring.

12:41 Michael_Martin cuts open TOny's chairs to look inside.

12:41 Michael_Martin Nope. THey're clean.

12:42 DaSupe[NADC] empties all the drawers

12:42 Michael_Martin sees a bottle of Midol and wonders why Tony needs that

12:42 DaSupe[NADC] We should really check behind the wallpaper for hidden compartments and similar don't you think?

12:43 Michael_Martin I agree

12:43 tony2456[NADC] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

12:43 Michael_Martin Assassins could lurk there

12:43 tony2456[NADC] stop stop stop

12:43 tony2456[NADC] X |

12:43 DaSupe[NADC] What?! We're just trying to help

12:43 tony2456[NADC] no no no

12:43 Michael_Martin We're securing the perimeter.

12:43 tony2456[NADC] securing the perimeter...

12:43 tony2456[NADC] shakes his head sadly

12:43 Michael_Martin cuts off some wallpaper

12:43 tony2456[NADC] what?

12:44 Michael_Martin Nothing there.

12:44 DaSupe[NADC] It'll go faster if we burn it I think...

12:44 Michael_Martin I agree

12:44 Michael_Martin lights the wall on fire.

12:44 Michael_Martin I think this fire is a little out of control

12:44 DaSupe[NADC] does the "securing the perimeter" dance

12:44 tony2456[NADC] puts out the fire

12:44 --- tony2456[NADC] has banned *!*@coldfront-307A36B2.elisa-laajakaista.fi

12:44 *** DaSupe[NADC] was kicked by tony2456[NADC] (tony2456[NADC])

12:45 --- tony2456[NADC] has banned *!*@coldfront-55194904.sctnpa.btas.verizon.net

12:45 *** Michael_Martin was kicked by tony2456[NADC] (tony2456[NADC])

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I'll be cruel - http://www.rusi.org/downloads/assets/RUSI_Trident_Whitehall_Report.pdf

gah

I'm not reading that

gimme cliff notes

lol

:) awwww

It's just a British way of saying that we have our own nukes,

oh

cool'

I do say *sips tea* we have obtained big boom booms

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Short and sweet.

 

<Kochers[NADC|HW]> Hello Kochers_is_a_penis, Welcome to #NADC

 

<Kochers[NADC|HW]> Hello I_want_your_penis_inside_me, Welcome to #NADC

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Kochers, I'm not going to stop until your remove that annoying script. :)

 

03[23:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +v I_want_your_penis_inside_me

[23:15] <%Kochers[NADC|HW]> Hello I_want_your_penis_inside_me, Welcome to #NADC

01[23:16] <%aboooe[away|lurking]> Ahhh, I always knew you swung that way Kochers, your sig about kadjav isn't really in a non gay way is it.. ;)

01[23:16] <%aboooe[away|lurking]> :P

 

[23:18] <+FireRuker> We need creativity and immaturity

01[23:18] <%aboooe[away|lurking]> Lol

[23:19] <+FireRuker> Where is FreddiMercury when yo ned him?

01[23:19] <%aboooe[away|lurking]> wanking most probably

[23:20] <+FireRuker> lol

[23:20] <%Gopherbashi> rofl

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2:10 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: You don't even know what my wikia page is.

2:10 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: So HAH!

2:10 AM Michael_Martin: Actually, I do.

2:10 AM Michael_Martin: Freddie showed me

2:10 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Liar.

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Link it.

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Curse him!

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Wait

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: odds are, he doesn't know either.

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Link me1

2:11 AM Michael_Martin: Tank showed him.

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Tank doesn't know...

2:11 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: <_>

2:11 AM Michael_Martin: Kochers showed Tank

2:12 AM foxtwo[NADC]: Hey Franc, can you upload the file to wikia? call it "foxseal.png" please

2:12 AM foxtwo[NADC]: i can't get it to upload here

2:13 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: lolMichael

2:13 AM Francium: It's this one ---- http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Jacobugoth :P

2:13 AM Michael_Martin: No, his name is lolinfected

2:13 AM Francium: And Yes I will matey

2:13 AM foxtwo[NADC]: It's already done

2:13 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: Dangit Francium, how did you find it?

2:13 AM Francium: ahh lol

2:13 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: >:/

2:14 AM foxtwo[NADC]: He's a legend...

2:14 AM Francium: It doesn't take a brain surgeon, I just searched your name - got your contributions page and looked for something without NADC in the title :P

2:14 AM Kajdav[NADC|Senate]: poop

2:14 AM Michael_Martin: LMAO

2:14 AM foxtwo[NADC]: owned

2:14 AM foxtwo[NADC]: quoting this

 

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lulz

 

Solidus: Veniciana: Erection

Veniciana: I thought that was a cruise missile :D

Solidus: You should see the warhead :giggity:

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10:35 PM foxtwo[NADC]: MM go join the Senate run, it's not to late?

10:35 PM foxtwo[NADC]: Right, tank?

10:35 PM TankKiller|afk: Too late, sorry

10:36 PM foxtwo[NADC]: nawww

10:36 PM TankKiller|afk: =[

10:36 PM foxtwo[NADC]: meany

10:36 PM FreddieMercury: cock block

10:36 PM TankKiller|afk: lulll

10:36 PM foxtwo[NADC]: give me the "elections" password?

10:36 PM foxtwo[NADC]: nobody will know

10:36 PM foxtwo[NADC]: lol

10:36 PM FreddieMercury: it's "erections"

10:36 PM Michael_Martin: LMAO

10:36 PM TankKiller|afk: .. You don't know how close you are, Freddie O.o

10:37 PM foxtwo[NADC]: I already know that password... touch him :P

10:38 PM foxtwo[NADC]: meh... just brute force it if neccesary :P

10:38 PM Francium: haha

10:38 PM Francium: I have no dictionaries that have the word erection in :P

10:39 PM foxtwo[NADC]: You need a dictionary?

10:39 PM FreddieMercury: Alright guys

10:39 PM Francium: to brute yes :P

10:39 PM Francium: a dictionary file.

10:39 PM FreddieMercury: lets give Francium the birds and bees talk

10:39 PM DaSupe[NADC]: Shouldn't a 5 day erection be some kind of record?

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wow, you guys are lucky today. both EoB and Tank!. thats rarer than a scotsman wearing something under his quilt

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* Francium is now known as francium

* francium is now known as Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sena

* Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sena is now known as Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sen

* Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sen is now known as Francium[NADC|

* Francium[NADC| is now known as Francium[NADC|Everything]

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[03:34:58] oh

[03:35:00] 3:35

[03:35:01] Night!

I'm just proud of my timing :D

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isnt gook new year coming up soon?

yeah man, we line it up with the jew dancing festival

...NADC = secretly racist?

we're not a fuckin race

but thanks for playing

Yeah you are

hooked nose

my nose aint hooked, but yours is going to be fucked if i ever get my hands on your yellow ass

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REVIVAL

 

[23:16] tech dealing

[23:16] is that what you kids call it?

[23:16] yes.

[23:16] ).o

[23:16] also, why are you wearing a NADC tag? you don't even play CN anymore :P

[23:16] though I won't complain about your undyling loyalty :P

[23:16] XD

[23:16] undyling?

[23:17] undying*

[23:17] I dunno where the l came from <_>

[23:17] STOP JUDGING ME T_T

[23:17] XD

[23:17] *** Gopherbashi (gopherbash@5B1EDCED.98C540B1.EF8CD374.IP) joined

[23:17] *** ChanServ sets channel #nadc mode +v Gopherbashi

[23:17] fine :_[

[23:17] *** Barkeaters quit (Quit: Barkeaters)

[23:18] I'll whore myself to other people

[23:18] *** Fizzex[NADC] changed nick to Fizzex[AMGC]

[23:18] I can always find buyers for anyone who wants to sell. :)

[23:18] your name should be Fizzex[Koniac]

[23:18] :P

[23:18] ROFLMAO

[23:19] Baldr

[23:19] That's not very hard XD

[23:19] *** Baldr[TOP] changed nick to Baldr[Koniac]

[23:19] ;)

[23:19] now that's what I'm talking about

[23:19] lololol

[23:19] When you rule Planet Bob, I want it known I was an early adopter.

[23:19] XD

[23:19] left hand man

[23:19] right there

[23:19] not right, because I'm a lefty.

[23:20] right hand will be #3.

[23:20] Wait - that's the hand you wipe with...

[23:20] it feels so good to lay down

[23:20] XD

[23:20] XD

[23:20] Oh, so he gets your *private* use?

[23:20] when I rule the world, I'll have no need for *private* use

[23:20] I'll have womenz.

[23:20] >9000 womenz.

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hey

 

 

 

Ahoy, fester.

 

 

 

hello Koniac

 

 

 

Koniac[NADC]

 

 

 

allo?

 

 

 

Have you heard that joke that you never tell to ugly people?

 

 

 

I don't think I have.

 

 

 

hurrrrr

 

 

 

Icwutudidthar

 

 

 

>_>

 

 

 

:)_

 

 

 

so a baby seal walks into a club

 

 

 

|

 

 

 

* Kajdav groans

 

 

 

Hehe

 

 

 

What's blue and smells like red paint?

 

 

 

blue paint? X)

 

 

 

Haha, yup.

 

 

 

Why did the boy drop his sucker?

 

 

 

why? :v

 

 

 

Cause he got hit by a bus.

 

 

 

:s

 

 

 

D:

 

 

 

Hahaha

 

 

 

so a horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

 

 

 

horse says, "I have cancer"

 

 

 

HEhehe

 

 

 

I like that one. :D

 

 

 

We must go to the same site or something...

 

 

 

:P

 

 

 

A fish was swimming up river when it hit a wall. "Dam."

 

 

 

Ok, ok, I've got a good knock knock joke.

 

 

 

I always enjoy a good anti-joke

 

 

 

But you have to start it, Koniac.

 

 

 

Knock knock.

 

 

 

Wait

 

 

 

is this yours

 

 

 

?

 

 

 

no

 

 

 

Ok

 

 

 

I'm starting it lol

 

 

 

Knock knock.

 

 

 

who's there?

 

 

 

Wait.

 

 

 

xD

 

 

 

XD

 

 

 

that one's clever haha

 

 

 

It's one of my faves. :P

 

 

 

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother on the highway?

 

 

 

nope

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

* Kajdav waits for it

 

 

 

anyone opposed to baby jokes? >_>

 

 

 

Nope. Did you get mine though...?

 

 

 

Yeah haha

 

 

 

The cannibal *passed* his brother on the highway...

 

 

 

HAha, good. :P

 

 

 

I got it

 

 

 

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

 

 

 

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

 

 

 

xD

 

 

 

That's horrible! Haha

 

 

 

I have more

 

 

 

How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?

 

 

 

Nail its other hand to the floor =\

 

 

 

xD

 

 

 

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 

 

 

I actually forgot the answer to that one :(

 

 

 

Depends on how hard you throw them. :o

 

 

 

night people

 

 

 

gnight Kochers

 

 

 

Night Kochers.

 

 

 

What's worse than 10 babies in a trash can?

 

 

 

* Kochers[NADC|Gov] has quit (Quit: )

 

 

 

11

 

 

 

1 baby in 10.

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

awful

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

NADC jokefest!

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