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Preceded by a few hours of religious debate (with plenty of quotable stuff of its own):

<+AndrewHG[NADC]> all this religion. I'm gonna get me some bacon
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> Bacon is a sin Andrew
<+President> yes!!
* +AndrewHG[NADC] rolls eyes
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> XD
<+AndrewHG[NADC]> Ritually unclean eh?
<~Koniac[NADC]> not kosher
<+AndrewHG[NADC]> I'm dirty then
<~Koniac[NADC]> owait, wrong religion.
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> I bathe in bacon


Also, this gem:

<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> dude dunno
<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> when tony isn't around to take it
<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> it just feels...different
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> oh god that is so quotable

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I feel that entire convo deserves to go here... Too bad it's about two hours long. :S

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Indeed.

Its true! =D

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I got a good part of it :D

<+President> babys come forth from the wound speaking lies
<&legend608|NADC> and drink milk
<&legend608|NADC> He can't even say anything..
<&legend608|NADC> How can he have sinned when the only thing he has done is sleep and drink milk
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> babys come forth from the wound?
<&legend608|NADC> Are you saying that drinking milk and sleeping are SINS?!
<~Koniac[NADC]> I thought babies were the one true innocent being, according to the bible?
<~Koniac[NADC]> or something like that?
<+President> but their not accountable for it
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> If I get injured will I start spouting out babies?


ROFLMAO

Funniest quote of the night IMO.

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<|> so
<|> i fell through a table today
<BoSox_Nation> is the table ok?
<|> no :(


Might amend this later.

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<Baldr[TOP]> I only log in when TankKiller reminds me to collect taxes.

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[00:09:15] <legend608|NADC> Have you ever jacked off, President? If you have, try jacking off and stopping just before you jizz, thats what everyone is feeling now
[00:09:28] * AndrewHG[NADC] facepalms
[00:09:45] <President> what the fu?
[00:09:52] <President> .....
[00:10:03] * AndrewHG[NADC] stunned
[00:10:22] <Koniac[NADC]> rofl

o.o

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http://forum.cn-nadc.net/index.php?/topic/3898-epic-discussion/

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* Kochers[NADC|Gov] slaps MartiniLand[NADC]
<MartiniLand[NADC]> :(
<Kochers[NADC|Gov]> SLAVE!

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Aww, I want the rest of the convo :(

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Boo! I'm holding the NADC responsible for an abusive work environment.

:unsure:

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its okay...tony was abusing me earlier. didn't get the logs though

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Unless you play Project Terra you wouldn't fully get this one. Related to the PT admin deleting everyone's Universities in the game and explaining it away as a "hurricane".

[16:18] <|> that was one huge hurricane to have destroyed every single university on the planet
[16:18] <|> and to see every other building untouched, nothing short of a miracle from god
[16:18] <elle_phantman> one for the history books
[16:20] <Mikey> nature hates intellectuals
[16:20] <|> and all the academics inside the universities survived!
[16:21] <Mikey> oh, so they did
[16:21] <%agni365[GOONS]> lmfao yeah
[16:21] <elle_phantman> clearly they were smart enough to know how to handle such an event
[16:21] <%agni365[GOONS]> im firing their asses for not getting killed
[16:21] <Mikey> good thing they all had the foresight to build hurricane proof bunkers under the univsersity
[16:21] <elle_phantman> they better be mining iron ore while they're down there
[16:21] <elle_phantman> being out of a job and all now

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Hahaha! That's great. Best thing I've heard in a while on here.

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Tinkie_Winkie humps Dark_Wizard with a plunger


Dark_Wizard likes it

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Dunno if this goes here but why not, for PT players, was just checking out Solar Array production (in response to impending Asteroid collision) and came across this...

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Finally got something quotable:

[18:31] * Koniac[NADC] (Mibbit@61FE7F3F.22B7521E.A3B8D1A6.IP) has joined #nadcgov
[18:31] * ChanServ sets mode +h Koniac[NADC] for #nadcgov
[18:31] <%Koniac[NADC]> and I'm back again
[18:31] <%Kochers[NADC|Gov]> Darn <_<
[18:32] <%Koniac[NADC]> <3 you too Kochers
[18:32] <%Kochers[NADC|Gov]> <3
[18:32] <%Aloysius[NADC]> <3 makes me think sideways icecream cone
[18:32] <%Aloysius[NADC]> lol
[18:33] <%Koniac[NADC]> <=3
[18:33] <%Koniac[NADC]> octopus?
[18:39] * Aloysius[NADC] (NADC@coldfront-869D60D9.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit ( Ping timeout )
[18:43] <%Koniac[NADC]> :(
[18:43] <%Koniac[NADC]> octopus scared him off.

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Dunno if this goes here but why not, for PT players, was just checking out Solar Array production (in response to impending Asteroid collision) and came across this...


that just made my life.

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Not enough of my quotes in this database :/

Fix it!

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18:12:49 <~ayleid> so, how tall are you?
18:13:14 <%The_Martini_Empire[NADC|DFAM]> 5'11? I think. Don't know what that is in stone :/

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Lemme see what I can dig up...

(2:19:07 PM) Justinian_the_Mighty: also I almost declared war on an applicant. thank goodness he's way out of my range
(2:19:13 PM) AzureMantle: LOL
(2:19:30 PM) Frank[NADC]: why :v
(2:19:32 PM) AzureMantle: it's just an initiation
(2:19:47 PM) Justinian_the_Mighty: I wanted to click on the "search wars" tab, and instead I clicked on "declare war"
(2:20:06 PM) ayleid: ...
(2:20:12 PM) ayleid: That'd be a superb IAM move
(2:20:26 PM) Justinian_the_Mighty: its how I say hello
(2:20:37 PM) ayleid: "Woops, just realised I declared war on the last 3 applicants."
(2:20:39 PM) Justinian_the_Mighty: some people give a handshake, I nuke people


(9:47:50 PM) tony2456[NADC]: it's alive in here again
(9:49:28 PM) AzureMantle: great, you jinxed it


(10:12:45 PM) Dark_Wizard[NADC]: how do you give hops to somebody?
(10:12:58 PM) AzureMantle: drink beer
(10:13:09 PM) Dark_Wizard[NADC]: ....
(10:13:15 PM) AzureMantle: :D


(10:26:15 PM) Dark_Wizard[NADC]: im gunna run
(10:26:25 PM) Dark_Wizard[NADC] left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(10:26:42 PM) AzureMantle: the fearless leader runs
(10:26:53 PM) AzureMantle: is that an impeachable offense?
(10:27:09 PM) tony2456[NADC]: I move we open a special hearing


(10:43:18 AM) ayleid: Yeahhh, you're not allowed to carry knives over 7.5cm or which lock :P
(10:43:28 AM) AzureMantle: well that's good news
(10:43:35 AM) AzureMantle: I'll only be shivved by a 7.4cm blade


(3:20:38 PM) AzureMantle: I called the Internet Police
(3:20:41 PM) AzureMantle: they backtraced you
(3:20:47 PM) MartiniLand[NADC]: :o
(3:20:51 PM) AzureMantle: they'll be dropping in from blimps any second
(3:21:05 PM) MartiniLand[NADC]: Is that how it works?
(3:21:09 PM) AzureMantle: Pretty sure
(3:21:21 PM) AzureMantle: no one suspects it
(3:21:24 PM) AzureMantle: I mean, blimps
(3:21:29 PM) AzureMantle: it's genius
(3:21:40 PM) AzureMantle: you're walking along and suddenly
(3:21:41 PM) AzureMantle: boom
(3:21:42 PM) AzureMantle: blimp


(10:03:42 PM) AzureMantle: and offered us an ODamOSdpOekwmFLMFAO treaty or whatever its called
(10:04:23 PM) ayleid: should come up with a legitimate treaty
(10:04:32 PM) ayleid: that fills ODamOSdpOekwmFLMFAO
(10:06:09 PM) AzureMantle: I have it
(10:07:19 PM) AzureMantle: I just need a funny W word
(10:07:22 PM) AzureMantle: got any ideas?
(10:07:58 PM) ayleid: wigglepuff
(10:10:47 PM) AzureMantle: and I have to add a U at the end
(10:10:52 PM) AzureMantle: Ordered Decree Assisting Many Other Super Duper People Of Equally Kickass Wigglepuffs Maintain Future Lovin' Mutually For All Of Us

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OH and this one of course:

(6:16:45 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: It means I'm going to some a cigarette and take a shower at the SAME TIME!
(6:16:51 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: GENIUS!
(6:17:02 PM) AzureMantle: some a cigarette
(6:17:10 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Maggie the Cat - 1, RA - 0
(6:17:17 PM) DaSupe[NADC]: ...
(6:17:17 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Smoke, dumbass
(6:17:28 PM) AzureMantle: mmm
(6:17:32 PM) AzureMantle: some is better
(6:17:39 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: kay, some.
(6:17:45 PM) AzureMantle: and you're a cat
(6:17:51 PM) AzureMantle: look who's the dumbass :o
(6:17:56 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: :P
(6:18:05 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Ever pick up a book?
(6:18:19 PM) AzureMantle: no
(6:18:21 PM) AzureMantle: too heavy
(6:18:35 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: A brillant play by Tennessee Williams called 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.'
(6:18:51 PM) AzureMantle: it should get off
(6:18:53 PM) AzureMantle: its hot
(6:19:01 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: It can't...
(6:19:06 PM) AzureMantle: OH BUT IT CAN
(6:19:19 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: It's gotta stay on, long as she can :P
(6:19:34 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: That's the central conflict of the play...
(6:20:24 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: See, her husband is a closeted homosexual,
(6:20:41 PM) AzureMantle: the cat's?
(6:20:55 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: And she has to stay in the marriage and fight for him.
(6:21:09 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: The cat is a doll, Azure.
(6:21:24 PM) AzureMantle: You're talking
(6:21:28 PM) AzureMantle: doll's can't talk :|
(6:21:42 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: A doll, Azure! She's ALIVE!
(6:21:51 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Maggie the Cat is ALIVE!
(6:22:02 PM) AzureMantle: I think you're seeing things
(6:22:24 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: LOL, this is fun.
(6:23:11 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Doll = A hot tomato
(6:23:27 PM) AzureMantle: tomatos can't talk either
(6:23:30 PM) AzureMantle: :|
(6:23:39 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: No...a broad...
(6:24:04 PM) AzureMantle: Well what's she doing on the roof with a cat and a doll!?
(6:24:19 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: ugh :P
(6:24:40 PM) AzureMantle: don't ugh me :|
(6:24:44 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Trying to win back her HOMOSEXUAL, alcoholic husband!
(6:24:48 PM) AzureMantle: or I'll make a Martini Conference
(6:25:01 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: That's why she's on the roof!
(6:25:06 PM) AzureMantle: well what's he doing on the roof?
(6:25:11 PM) AzureMantle: and where does the doll come into this
(6:25:16 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: LOL
(6:25:25 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: It's a euphemism.
(6:25:28 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: BRB
(6:25:46 PM) AzureMantle: The husband?
(6:25:59 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: The hot tin roof!
(6:26:03 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: And the cat
(6:26:12 PM) AzureMantle: And the doll?
(6:26:21 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Maggie the Cat = the wife
(6:26:28 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Hot Tin Roof = Marriage
(6:26:30 PM) AzureMantle: So the husband is a cat too?
(6:26:34 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: GeezUS!
(6:26:42 PM) AzureMantle: Oh god he's not?
(6:26:47 PM) AzureMantle: Gross
(6:27:05 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: No, he's a closested-homosexual, ex-football playing alcoholic...
(6:27:10 PM) AzureMantle: on a roof
(6:27:22 PM) AzureMantle: doing a cat
(6:27:31 PM) AzureMantle: and the doll?
(6:27:35 PM) Maggie_the_Cat: Can't hear you...showering! La, la, la...
(6:27:43 PM) AzureMantle: what a weird play

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Maggie the Cat = Me

From the Assembly Chairman voting thread, Frank asking why he wasn't on the list of candidates:


where's my name?


My name is actually your name spelled backwards and then all the letters changed.

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Trying to get Tank's attention when #NADC was broke...

(10:25:29 AM) AzureMantle: ayleid: #NADC is broke!
(10:25:47 AM) AzureMantle: ayleid!
(10:25:48 AM) AzureMantle: ayleid!
(10:25:50 AM) AzureMantle: ayleid!
(10:25:57 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tanklin!
(10:26:01 AM) AzureMantle: Taknster!
(10:26:05 AM) AzureMantle: *Tankster
(10:26:10 AM) The_Martini_Empire: FIZZY it
(10:26:28 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Before I turn your face all Black and Azure.
(10:26:35 AM) The_Martini_Empire: With mah fists!
(10:26:51 AM) AzureMantle: Tankaholic!
(10:26:56 AM) AzureMantle: Tankmeister!
(10:27:03 AM) AzureMantle: Tankman!
(10:27:13 AM) AzureMantle: Tsar Tank!
(10:27:18 AM) AzureMantle: Tankadoodle!
(10:27:21 AM) AzureMantle: Tankbag!
(10:27:23 AM) The_Martini_Empire: lollol
(10:27:35 AM) AzureMantle: Sir Tank!
(10:27:52 AM) AzureMantle: Tanky McSpanky!
(10:27:55 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tankhole :o
(10:28:18 AM) AzureMantle: Tankboy!
(10:28:33 AM) AzureMantle: Tankdfjkhfjksd!
(10:28:36 AM) The_Martini_Empire: President Tank o'bama
(10:28:41 AM) AzureMantle: Tankaboo!
(10:28:56 AM) AzureMantle: Tanky McFly!
(10:29:00 AM) AzureMantle: McTank!
(10:29:01 AM) The_Martini_Empire: The Picture of Dorian Tank!
(10:29:12 AM) AzureMantle: Tankatar!
(10:29:23 AM) AzureMantle: Charlie and the Tank Factory!
(10:29:25 AM) The_Martini_Empire: lol
(10:29:37 AM) AzureMantle: Tankinator!
(10:29:37 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Darth Tanker
(10:29:51 AM) AzureMantle: Luke Tankwalker!
(10:29:58 AM) AzureMantle: Luke Skytank!
(10:30:11 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Princess Tank ORgana
(10:30:13 AM) AzureMantle: Tanki won Katanky!
(10:30:28 AM) AzureMantle: Star Tank!
(10:30:36 AM) The_Martini_Empire: The Tankman!
(10:30:44 AM) AzureMantle: 50 First Tanks!
(10:31:02 AM) AzureMantle: Godtank!
(10:31:10 AM) The_Martini_Empire: That gives a new meaning to the movie "50 First Dates."
(10:31:14 AM) AzureMantle: lol
(10:31:44 AM) AzureMantle: Tanks in the City!
(10:31:53 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Noice
(10:31:54 AM) AzureMantle: Iron Tank!
(10:31:58 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tanks in the City 2!
(10:32:01 AM) AzureMantle: lol
(10:32:05 AM) AzureMantle: Captain Tank!
(10:32:14 AM) AzureMantle: The Incredible Tank!
(10:32:19 AM) The_Martini_Empire: The Tankervengers!
(10:32:29 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Gone with the Tank!
(10:32:32 AM) AzureMantle: haha
(10:32:42 AM) AzureMantle: Casatanka!
(10:33:06 AM) AzureMantle: Remember the Tank!
(10:33:34 AM) AzureMantle: Galaxy Tank!
(10:33:45 AM) AzureMantle: The Tank Before Time!
(10:33:55 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tanking in the Rain!
(10:34:06 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Gentlemen Perfer Tank!
(10:34:10 AM) AzureMantle: The Chronicles of the Tank: The Barrel, the Shell, and the Explosion
(10:34:17 AM) AzureMantle: The Lord of the Tanks
(10:34:22 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Hashaha
(10:34:29 AM) AzureMantle: Fellowship of the Tank
(10:34:35 AM) AzureMantle: The Two Tanks
(10:34:39 AM) AzureMantle: Return of the Tank
(10:35:47 AM) AzureMantle: Finding the Tank
(10:35:58 AM) AzureMantle: Tank Story
(10:36:00 AM) AzureMantle: Forest Tank
(10:36:10 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Run Tank, Run!
(10:36:12 AM) AzureMantle: The Green Tank
(10:36:19 AM) AzureMantle: Tank Redemption
(10:36:31 AM) AzureMantle: I am so running out of movie titles
(10:36:34 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Red Tank Redemption
(10:36:41 AM) AzureMantle: Shawshank Tank
(10:36:57 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tank & Tank Make a Porno!
(10:37:01 AM) AzureMantle: rofl
(10:38:10 AM) AzureMantle: Phantom of the Tank
(10:38:14 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tank Only Lives Twice
(10:38:23 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tank Never Dies
(10:38:27 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tankball
(10:38:27 AM) AzureMantle: haha
(10:38:42 AM) AzureMantle: Hunt for the Red Tank
(10:38:47 AM) AzureMantle: Tankception
(10:39:03 AM) AzureMantle: Jurassic Tank
(10:39:09 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tankfall
(10:39:21 AM) AzureMantle: Dead Tank Society
(10:39:32 AM) AzureMantle: Beauty and the Tank
(10:40:00 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tank and the King of Thieves!
(10:41:08 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Inside Tank Clover!
(10:43:15 AM) AzureMantle: Two and a Half Tanks
(10:43:19 AM) AzureMantle: Mad Tanks
(10:44:24 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Tank Draper!
(10:44:40 AM) AzureMantle: This is so going in the quote database
(10:44:40 AM) The_Martini_Empire: Sterling Cooper Tank Pryce, how may I help you?
(10:44:49 AM) The_Martini_Empire: LOL

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So the other day, I happened to be away from my office, and this is what happened...

*** tony2456[NADC] joined #tonysoffice
Welcome to tony2456's private office! Enjoy the comfy chairs, delightful company and attractive decor! /o NADC and her allies. EX VIRTUS LACERTUS (tony2456[NADC])
Topic set by ChanServ on Tue Dec 08 2009 12:01:32 GMT-0600 (Central Standard Time)
12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +n
12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +t
12:01 +++ ChanServ set the channel to mode +r
12:01 +++ ChanServ has given owner to tony2456[NADC]
12:28 *** DaSupe[NADC] joined #tonysoffice
12:29 DaSupe[NADC] grabs a comfy chair and puts his feet on the desk
12:38 *** Michael_Martin joined #tonysoffice
12:38 Michael_Martin I have to pee.
12:38 DaSupe[NADC] There's a nice plant in the corner there
12:38 Michael_Martin urinates in Tony's flower pot.
12:39 Michael_Martin Look at the paintings.
12:39 Michael_Martin They just need a little something.
12:39 Michael_Martin gets out his pastels and adds smiley faces to the paintings.
12:39 DaSupe[NADC] Hmm... I have a packet of ketchup in my pocket if you need something red
12:40 Michael_Martin LOL
12:40 Michael_Martin No, that's better on the blue carpet.
12:40 Michael_Martin We can make the carpet polka dots!
12:41 DaSupe[NADC] carefully drips ketchup evenly on the blue handmade carpet
12:41 Michael_Martin Tony,m I have to make sure nobody is trying to set you up. It would be terrible if they got a member of the senate in a drug ring.
12:41 Michael_Martin cuts open TOny's chairs to look inside.
12:41 Michael_Martin Nope. THey're clean.
12:42 DaSupe[NADC] empties all the drawers
12:42 Michael_Martin sees a bottle of Midol and wonders why Tony needs that
12:42 DaSupe[NADC] We should really check behind the wallpaper for hidden compartments and similar don't you think?
12:43 Michael_Martin I agree
12:43 tony2456[NADC] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
12:43 Michael_Martin Assassins could lurk there
12:43 tony2456[NADC] stop stop stop
12:43 tony2456[NADC] X |
12:43 DaSupe[NADC] What?! We're just trying to help
12:43 tony2456[NADC] no no no
12:43 Michael_Martin We're securing the perimeter.
12:43 tony2456[NADC] securing the perimeter...
12:43 tony2456[NADC] shakes his head sadly
12:43 Michael_Martin cuts off some wallpaper
12:43 tony2456[NADC] what?
12:44 Michael_Martin Nothing there.
12:44 DaSupe[NADC] It'll go faster if we burn it I think...
12:44 Michael_Martin I agree
12:44 Michael_Martin lights the wall on fire.
12:44 Michael_Martin I think this fire is a little out of control
12:44 DaSupe[NADC] does the "securing the perimeter" dance
12:44 tony2456[NADC] puts out the fire
12:44 --- tony2456[NADC] has banned *!*@coldfront-307A36B2.elisa-laajakaista.fi
12:44 *** DaSupe[NADC] was kicked by tony2456[NADC] (tony2456[NADC])
12:45 --- tony2456[NADC] has banned *!*@coldfront-55194904.sctnpa.btas.verizon.net
12:45 *** Michael_Martin was kicked by tony2456[NADC] (tony2456[NADC])



HAHAHA funny and sooo creative

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