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00:40:35 <@The_Martini_Empire> You guys use hair tonic/gel for your hair?
00:40:55 <%tony2456[NADC]> I use a slight bit of baby oil
00:41:03 <%tony2456[NADC]> helps with dandruff too
00:41:58 <@The_Martini_Empire> Found out floor wax works just as good actually.
00:42:23 <%tony2456[NADC]> D:
00:42:41 <%tony2456[NADC]> and when the chemicals leach into your skin??
00:47:49 <+AzureMantle> You become waxman and fight crime.
00:50:16 <@The_Martini_Empire> LOL


20:59:11 <@Zygon1[NADC|dMoF]> AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Power went out and herd a BAM!!!!!!!!!
20:59:27 <+AzureMantle> Sorry I shot the power
20:59:43 <+AzureMantle> It owed me money
20:59:46 <+AzureMantle> kinda ironic, actually
20:59:48 <@Zygon1[NADC|dMoF]> XD

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[22:19] <@Tiagoroth[NADC]> I'm still going though
[22:19] <@Tiagoroth[NADC]> Because he got me going
[22:19] <@Tiagoroth[NADC]> And I'm not finished
[22:19] <@Tiagoroth[NADC]> D:
[22:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> that's what she said.
[22:19] <@Tiagoroth[NADC]> Okay, I'm done

I thought it was funny...

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03:43:52 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> I can't walk to the store
03:43:59 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> It's like 2 miles to closest store
03:44:14 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> It'd take me an hour and a half to get there and back
03:47:04 <+Thomas123> back in my day when we wanted condoms we had to walk 5 miles uphill in a snow storm
3:47:27 <+Cenk[NADC]> Back in my days, when you wanted a condom, you tore the intenstines out of a cow and wrapped it round your willy.

 

03:56:41 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> Thomas123: "Dad, I'm going on a date." -few hours later, she walks in with a date-
03:56:50 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> You rush to find a gun, chewing tobacco and a rocking chair
03:56:58 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> Not a comfortable rocking chair either
03:57:05 <+Thomas123> i own all lol tia you forget im military hah

03:57:22 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> Thomas123: I have a rifle
03:57:47 <%Aloysius[NADC]> I have a nerf gun >.>

 

04:02:39 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Oh fuck.
04:02:52 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> We aren't sleeping in the same room :(
04:03:10 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> Grandtrolled
04:03:10 <+Cenk[NADC]> Do the floorboards creak?
04:03:18 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Yes

04:03:24 <+Cenk[NADC]> Do you have a ladder?
04:03:26 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Like a son of a bitch
04:03:30 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> No.
04:03:37 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Fml
04:03:50 <+Cenk[NADC]> Can you rappel in?
04:03:58 <+Cenk[NADC]> Go through the roof.
04:04:00 <&Tiagoroth[NADC]> LOL
04:04:05 <%Aloysius[NADC]> all mission impossible style
04:04:16 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Lol
04:04:21 <+SignorBoredom[NADC]> lmao
04:04:22 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Climb out my window
04:04:26 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Take rope
04:04:33 <%Midas|NADC|dMoD> Swing through and kick her window in
04:04:56 <%Aloysius[NADC]> "That was tonights first forced entry"


 

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This was from about a week ago on May 5.

 

23:33        +++ ChanServ has given voice to Scotia_the_Brave

23:34        *** rollo[fark] joined #nadc
23:34        +++ ChanServ has given voice to rollo[fark]
23:39        *** tony2456[NADC] joined #nadc
23:39        +++ ChanServ has given voice to tony2456[NADC]
23:40        *** Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA] joined #nadc
23:40        +++ ChanServ has given voice to Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA]
23:41        +++ ChanServ has given halfop to Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA]
23:41    tony2456[NADC]    Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA]
23:41    Britishdude    TONY!
23:41        Britishdude tacklehugs Tony
23:41    Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA]    To-nay!
23:41    tony2456[NADC]    hi hi
23:41    Ryan_Thomas_IV[MCXA]    Or Tow-nay, rather.
23:41    tony2456[NADC]    yes I live
23:42    AllIdoisSwag    ALEX
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    HAI ALEX
23:43    Hardin[ODN]    
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    guys I bring good news
23:43    AllIdoisSwag    YES/
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    I've come to liberate the NADC
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    from fascism
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    from tyranny
23:43    tony2456[NADC]    you will remember this day
23:43    AllIdoisSwag    Shut up
23:44    Hardin[ODN]    from tyrrany
23:44    tony2456[NADC]    the fascists tremble at the sound of my jackboots
23:44    tony2456[NADC]    oh.....wine's all gone
23:44    tony2456[NADC]    oh well
23:45        tony2456[NADC] turns his glass upside down
23:45    Hardin[ODN]    
23:45    Hardin[ODN]    go to store
23:46        *** Britishdude quit (Quit: )
23:46    tony2456[NADC]    pfft
23:46    tony2456[NADC]    nice to see ODN here
23:46    tony2456[NADC]    o/

 

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00:05 tony2456[NADC] wish me luck guys

00:05 tony2456[NADC] applied to join toptal

00:05 Scotia_the_Brave what's that?

00:05 Zygon1[NADC] WHats that?

00:05 tony2456[NADC] another alliance

00:05 tony2456[NADC] screw you all

00:05 Scotia_the_Brave WHAT?

00:05 tony2456[NADC] >icon_biggrin.gif

00:05 Zygon1[NADC] icon_wink.gif

00:05 tony2456[NADC] jk jk

00:06 Zygon1[NADC] lol

Edited by Scotia the Brave

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Just took a trip down memory lane...the invasion of Tony's office is a classic.

 

 

Not incredibly funny, but it did happen just a short time ago:


 


Aloysius[NADC]

Did I tell you Humblebundle got back to me about a font bundle?

04:24

Aurelius[NADC]

No ...

04:24

Aurelius[NADC]

When was this?

04:24

Aloysius[NADC]

apparently they have a list, and its now on that list

04:25

Aloysius[NADC]

hehe

04:25

Aloysius[NADC]

which doesn't really mean anything, but there is always hope

04:25

Aloysius[NADC]

>.>

04:25

Aloysius[NADC]

yel40.png

04:25

Aloysius[NADC]

I emailed them after our last font related discussion I believe haha

04:26

Kochers[NADC]

...how often have you both discussed fonts?

04:28

Aurelius[NADC]

Regularly enough to get us institutionalised.

04:28

Aurelius[NADC]

yel40.png

04:29

Aloysius[NADC]

hehe

04:29

Aloysius[NADC]

Don't give us that look Kochers[NADC]

04:29

Aloysius[NADC]

yel40.png

04:29

Aloysius[NADC]

xD

04:29

Kochers[NADC]

Too late yel40.png

 

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xD

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From our very favorite Christians just three minutes ago...

 

22:50 Britishdude You never know when war will strike

22:50 Britishdude CCC is always working on plans for global domination

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[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> Dude, do you actually spell out my name each time?
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> :P
[18:44] <%tony2456[NADC]> no
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> Not you.
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> Zygon1[NADC]
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> :P
[18:44] <%Zygon1[NADC]> <.<
[18:44] <%Zygon1[NADC]> Maybe
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> lol
[18:44] <%tony2456[NADC]> lol 
[18:44] <&Aurelius[NADC]> au then tab
[18:45] <&Aurelius[NADC]> Saves you time.
[18:45] <&Aurelius[NADC]> :P
[18:45] <%tony2456[NADC]> omg
[18:45] <%tony2456[NADC]> Zygon1[NADC]
[18:45] <%tony2456[NADC]> you poor wretch lolol
[18:45] <%Zygon1[NADC]> i know xD i just like spelling it out
[18:45] <%tony2456[NADC]> eh
[18:45] <&Aurelius[NADC]> Oh well, in that case ...
[18:45] <%Zygon1[NADC]> i fail everytime but ya know ;)
[18:45] * Aurelius[NADC] is now known as Deoxyribonucleicacid[NADC]
[18:45] <&Deoxyribonucleicacid[NADC]> Knock yourself out.
[18:45] <%tony2456[NADC]> x.x
[18:46] <%Zygon1[NADC]> DNA[NADC]
[18:46] <%tony2456[NADC]> LOL
[18:46] <&Deoxyribonucleicacid[NADC]> I got owned.
[18:46] * Deoxyribonucleicacid[NADC] is now known as Aurelius[NADC]

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Bahahahaha

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[10:01:54] <~tony2456[NADC]> Zygon1[NADC] remember when we used to roleplay with laura?
[10:01:55] <&Zygon1[NADC]> ruff ruff?
[10:02:03] <&Zygon1[NADC]> OH GAWD TONY STAP
[10:02:06] <~tony2456[NADC]> XD
[10:02:07] <@Aurelius[NADC]> [10:01:54] <~tony2456[NADC]> Zygon1[NADC] remember when we used to roleplay with laura?
[10:02:07] <@Aurelius[NADC]> [10:01:55] <&Zygon1[NADC]> ruff ruff?
[10:02:09] <@Kharn[NADC|DoFA]> lol Zygon1[NADC] as a dog
[10:02:11] <@Aurelius[NADC]> Quotable.
[10:02:24] <@iKronos[NADC]> oh my
[10:02:26] <@Kharn[NADC|DoFA]> O_O
[10:02:29] <&Zygon1[NADC]> O.O
[10:02:38] Zygon1[NADC] Runs away with his tail down

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If laura finds this we are all dead <.< >.>

 

<slap>

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22:17:30 <%tony2456[NADC]> well then....
22:18:00 <%tony2456[NADC]> I was eating pita chips and almost ate my micro bluetooth receiver
22:18:12 <%tony2456[NADC]> o.o
22:20:08 <%tony2456[NADC]> same shape and errything

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Tony probably eats GMO anyway, shouldn't make a big difference :P

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MORE FROM TONY

 

[20:43] Kharn[NADC|MoFA] oh well
[20:43] tony2456[NADC] mhmm
[20:43] Kharn[NADC|MoFA] maybe that site isn't the best place to pick women
[20:45] -->| Aurelius[NADC] (~AureliusN@coldfront-C71ABFDB.pa.qld.optusnet.com.au) has joined #blueman
[20:45] =-= Mode #blueman +oq Aurelius[NADC] Aurelius[NADC] by ChanServ
[20:46] Kharn[NADC|MoFA] wb Aurelius[NADC]
[20:47] Aurelius[NADC] Thanks.
[20:47] Aurelius[NADC] So did we resolve tony2456[NADC]'s love life?
[20:47] tony2456[NADC] I'm getting a sexbot
[20:47] Aurelius[NADC] Quote that, please.

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21:27    Sarakitty    I'm just silly ^_^
21:27    Sarakitty    not a troll
21:27    Molagbal    lol
21:27    Molagbal    i love be silly.
21:27    Molagbal    being*
21:27    Molagbal    lolol
21:28    Sarakitty    lol
21:29    Molagbal    Tiagoroth is the silliest.
21:29    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    hmmm
21:29    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    i don't know about that
21:29    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    I am Seriousoroth
21:29    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    ^this
21:29        Sarakitty tugs on Tiagoroth[CRAP] 's ears
21:30        Tiagoroth[CRAP] sprays water on Sarakitty
21:30    Molagbal    Seriousoroth?
21:30    Molagbal    that's a new one... did you just make it up ?
21:30        Sarakitty squeaks and bites Tiagoroth[CRAP]
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    Molagbal: Creative innit
21:31    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    my actual title in NADC is Minister of Funny Asses
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    Me too!
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    Well
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    CRAP
21:31    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    XD
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    Minister of Future Assholes
21:31    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    Sarakitty is my prodigy
21:31    Molagbal    lol
21:31    Molagbal    We got a great group here.
21:32        *** scy[snx] quit (Ping timeout)
21:32    Tiagoroth[CRAP]    In the Ministry of Funny Asses or Future Assholes?
 

 

 


 

21:46    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    ugh soooo full of pasta
21:46        Sarakitty pokes Kharn[NADC|MoFA] 's tummy
21:47        Kharn[NADC|MoFA] does the Pillsbury dough boy giggle
21:47    Sarakitty    xD
21:48        Sarakitty pushes Kharn[NADC|MoFA] over and sits on his tummy

 

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22:27    tony2456[NADC]    so
22:34    Molagbal    ?
22:35    Kharn[NADC|MoFA]    so..
22:35    tony2456[NADC]    so
22:35    tony2456[NADC]    so so so
22:35    tony2456[NADC]    lets get this party started
22:36    tony2456[NADC]    boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants
22:36    Molagbal    lol

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00:31    tony2456[NADC]    I"m high, I have an excuse

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lest I should be mistaken for a drug-riddled sociopath....

 

[22:24] <+tony2456[NADC]> yeah I didn't think so x.x

[22:25] <+tony2456[NADC]> I forgot Invicta is purple ;P
[22:25] * tony2456[NADC] hates his allergy steroids
[22:26] <@Dark_Wizard[NADC]> ;)
[22:26] <%Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> I keep thinking there still red -_-
[22:26] <@Scotia_the_Brave> #nadcsikrit off topic news
[22:28] <@Scotia_the_Brave> Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]
[22:29] <+tony2456[NADC]> bad Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]
[22:29] <+tony2456[NADC]> you're fired
[22:29] <+tony2456[NADC]> -_-
[22:30] * Chunky_Monkey[NADC] (Chunky_Mon@coldfront-4951B146.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net) Quit ( Ping timeout )
[22:30] <%Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> Wht i do?
[22:31] <%Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> :o
[22:31] <+tony2456[NADC]> you thought Invicta was red
[22:31] <+tony2456[NADC]> lol
[22:31] <%Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> Shhhhh you forgot they were purple >.>
[22:31] <+tony2456[NADC]> I"m high, I have an excuse
[22:31] <@Dark_Wizard[NADC]> i win :P
[22:31] <%Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> Im Zygon i am my excuse :P
[22:31] * tony2456[NADC] goes a drug-fueled rave and pushes Dark_Wizard[NADC] out the window
[22:32] <+tony2456[NADC]> WOW
[22:32] <+tony2456[NADC]> GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
[22:32] <@Dark_Wizard[NADC]> hmmmm
[22:32] * tony2456[NADC] is so sigging that

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22:05:14 <%tony2456[NADC]> OK I'm people

 

Tony confirmed as having multiple personality disorder. Perhaps it's caused by the drugs.

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[12:14:45] <~Aurelius[NADC]> [12:11:36] PSpiz|Work is not very tasty
[12:14:45] <~Aurelius[NADC]> [12:12:20] <&Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> I liek bad tasting things lucky for you!
[12:14:45] <~Aurelius[NADC]> [12:12:34] <%PSpiz|Work> okokok I taste pretty good
[12:14:45] <~Aurelius[NADC]> [12:12:36] <%PSpiz|Work> >_>
[12:14:45] <~Aurelius[NADC]> [12:12:59] <&Zygon1[NADC|MoFA]> I like good tasting things too silly i just perfer bad tatsting people :D
[12:14:52] <~Aurelius[NADC]> I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now ...
[12:15:11] <+iKronos> ^

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BUMP

 

Seriously.....6 years on this forum and we only have 4 pages of quotes to show for them??  :doh:

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18:47 tony2456[NADC] well, if I can be potentate....

18:47 tony2456[NADC] jk
18:48 Molagbal In yo dreams kid
18:48 Molagbal first you gotta have a queen 
18:49 tony2456[NADC] wat
18:50 tony2456[NADC] this is not a hereditary monarchy
18:50 Molagbal Who made you king of the rules?
18:51 tony2456[NADC] is that a thing?
18:51 Molagbal I just made it so
18:52 tony2456[NADC] well there you go
18:52 tony2456[NADC] two can play that game....
18:53 tony2456[NADC] but I'm just fighting the system here with my silver ladle and frying pan
18:53 tony2456[NADC] FIGHTIN THE SYSTEM
18:53 tony2456[NADC] WRECKIN THE BOTS
18:53 Molagbal Sorry Luke C took that job
18:53 tony2456[NADC] yeah....well....he left
18:53 tony2456[NADC] >.>
18:53 tony2456[NADC] you need a new Minister of Tin Foil Hats :3
18:54 Molagbal His legacy still lives on through the ALP
18:54 Molagbal In order to be the Minister of Tin Foil Hats you have to have a nation.
18:55 Chunky_Monkey[NADC] owned
18:59 tony2456[NADC] x.x
19:00 Molagbal Tony complained that there has not been enough quote material in that thread.  What I'm seeing now is some quote material
19:08 tony2456[NADC] how do you know that wasn't my plan all along?
19:09 Molagbal Tony is ruthless
19:09 tony2456[NADC] ^^^

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18:47 tony2456[NADC] well, if I can be potentate....

18:47 tony2456[NADC] jk
18:48 Molagbal In yo dreams kid
18:48 Molagbal first you gotta have a queen 
18:49 tony2456[NADC] wat
18:50 tony2456[NADC] this is not a hereditary monarchy
18:50 Molagbal Who made you king of the rules?
18:51 tony2456[NADC] is that a thing?
18:51 Molagbal I just made it so
18:52 tony2456[NADC] well there you go
18:52 tony2456[NADC] two can play that game....
18:53 tony2456[NADC] but I'm just fighting the system here with my silver ladle and frying pan
18:53 tony2456[NADC] FIGHTIN THE SYSTEM
18:53 tony2456[NADC] WRECKIN THE BOTS
18:53 Molagbal Sorry Luke C took that job
18:53 tony2456[NADC] yeah....well....he left
18:53 tony2456[NADC] >.>
18:53 tony2456[NADC] you need a new Minister of Tin Foil Hats :3
18:54 Molagbal His legacy still lives on through the ALP
18:54 Molagbal In order to be the Minister of Tin Foil Hats you have to have a nation.
18:55 Chunky_Monkey[NADC] owned
18:59 tony2456[NADC] x.x
19:00 Molagbal Tony complained that there has not been enough quote material in that thread.  What I'm seeing now is some quote material
19:08 tony2456[NADC] how do you know that wasn't my plan all along?
19:09 Molagbal Tony is ruthless
19:09 tony2456[NADC] ^^^

 

I made Aurelius proud.

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