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#21 Kajdav

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 04:41 AM - 044421

* Francium is now known as francium
* francium is now known as Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sena
* Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sena is now known as Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sen
* Francium[NADC|FAD|General|Sen is now known as Francium[NADC|
* Francium[NADC| is now known as Francium[NADC|Everything]


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#22 TankKiller

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 03:36 AM - 044422

[03:34:58] <TankKiller> oh
[03:35:00] <TankKiller> 3:35
[03:35:01] <TankKiller> Night!


I'm just proud of my timing :D
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#23 TankKiller

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 10:23 PM - 044423

<Feibelman> isnt gook new year coming up soon?
<FreddieMercury> yeah man, we line it up with the jew dancing festival
<Corran|UBD> ...NADC = secretly racist?
<Feibelman> we're not a fuckin race
<Feibelman> but thanks for playing
<FreddieMercury> Yeah you are
<FreddieMercury> hooked nose
<Feibelman> my nose aint hooked, but yours is going to be fucked if i ever get my hands on your yellow ass


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#24 Koniac

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 04:28 AM - 044424

REVIVAL

[23:16] <+Fizzex[NADC]> tech dealing
[23:16] <+Fizzex[NADC]> is that what you kids call it?
[23:16] <@Koniac[NADC]> yes.
[23:16] <+Fizzex[NADC]> ).o
[23:16] <@Koniac[NADC]> also, why are you wearing a NADC tag? you don't even play CN anymore :P
[23:16] <@Koniac[NADC]> though I won't complain about your undyling loyalty :P
[23:16] <%Midas|BW> XD
[23:16] <%Midas|BW> undyling?
[23:17] <@Koniac[NADC]> undying*
[23:17] <@Koniac[NADC]> I dunno where the l came from <_<
[23:17] <@Koniac[NADC]> STOP JUDGING ME T_T
[23:17] <%Midas|BW> XD
[23:17] *** Gopherbashi (gopherbash@5B1EDCED.98C540B1.EF8CD374.IP) joined
[23:17] *** ChanServ sets channel #nadc mode +v Gopherbashi
[23:17] <+Fizzex[NADC]> fine :_[
[23:17] *** Barkeaters quit (Quit: Barkeaters)
[23:18] <+Fizzex[NADC]> I'll whore myself to other people
[23:18] *** Fizzex[NADC] changed nick to Fizzex[AMGC]
[23:18] <%Baldr[TOP]> I can always find buyers for anyone who wants to sell. :)
[23:18] <@Koniac[NADC]> your name should be Fizzex[Koniac]
[23:18] <@Koniac[NADC]> :P
[23:18] <%Midas|BW> ROFLMAO
[23:19] <%Midas|BW> Baldr
[23:19] <%Midas|BW> That's not very hard XD
[23:19] *** Baldr[TOP] changed nick to Baldr[Koniac]
[23:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> ;)
[23:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> now that's what I'm talking about
[23:19] <%Midas|BW> lololol
[23:19] <%Baldr[Koniac]> When you rule Planet Bob, I want it known I was an early adopter.
[23:19] <%Midas|BW> XD
[23:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> left hand man
[23:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> right there
[23:19] <@Koniac[NADC]> not right, because I'm a lefty.
[23:20] <@Koniac[NADC]> right hand will be #3.
[23:20] <%Baldr[Koniac]> Wait - that's the hand you wipe with...
[23:20] <%Midas|BW> it feels so good to lay down
[23:20] <@Koniac[NADC]> XD
[23:20] <%Midas|BW> XD
[23:20] <+Fizzex[AMGC]> Oh, so he gets your *private* use?
[23:20] <@Koniac[NADC]> when I rule the world, I'll have no need for *private* use
[23:20] <@Koniac[NADC]> I'll have womenz.
[23:20] <@Koniac[NADC]> >9000 womenz.


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#25 Kajdav

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 05:23 AM - 044425

<Fester[NADC]> hey



<Kajdav> Ahoy, fester.



<BoSox_Nation> hello Koniac



<Kajdav> Koniac[NADC]



<Koniac[NADC]> allo?



<Kajdav> Have you heard that joke that you never tell to ugly people?



<Koniac[NADC]> I don't think I have.



<Fester[NADC]> hurrrrr



<Koniac[NADC]> Icwutudidthar



<Koniac[NADC]> >_>



<Kajdav> :)_



<Fester[NADC]> so a baby seal walks into a club



<Kajdav> |



* Kajdav groans



<Kajdav> Hehe



<Kajdav> What's blue and smells like red paint?



<Fester[NADC]> blue paint? X)



<Kajdav> Haha, yup.



<Kajdav> Why did the boy drop his sucker?



<Fester[NADC]> why? :v



<Kajdav> Cause he got hit by a bus.



<Kajdav> :s



<Fester[NADC]> D:



<Kajdav> Hahaha



<Fester[NADC]> so a horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"



<Fester[NADC]> horse says, "I have cancer"



<Kajdav> HEhehe



<Kajdav> I like that one. :D



<Kajdav> We must go to the same site or something...



<Kajdav> :P



<Koniac[NADC]> A fish was swimming up river when it hit a wall. "Dam."



<Kajdav> Ok, ok, I've got a good knock knock joke.



<Fester[NADC]> I always enjoy a good anti-joke



<Kajdav> But you have to start it, Koniac.



<Koniac[NADC]> Knock knock.



<Kajdav> Wait



<Kajdav> is this yours



<Kajdav> ?



<Koniac[NADC]> no



<Kajdav> Ok



<Koniac[NADC]> I'm starting it lol



<Koniac[NADC]> Knock knock.



<Kajdav> who's there?



<Koniac[NADC]> Wait.



<Kajdav> xD



<Koniac[NADC]> XD



<Koniac[NADC]> that one's clever haha



<Kajdav> It's one of my faves. :P



<Kajdav> Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother on the highway?



<Koniac[NADC]> nope



<Kajdav> ...



* Kajdav waits for it



<Koniac[NADC]> anyone opposed to baby jokes? >_>



<Kajdav> Nope. Did you get mine though...?



<Koniac[NADC]> Yeah haha



<Kajdav> The cannibal *passed* his brother on the highway...



<Kajdav> HAha, good. :P



<Koniac[NADC]> I got it



<Koniac[NADC]> What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?



<Koniac[NADC]> You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline



<Kajdav> xD



<Kajdav> That's horrible! Haha



<Koniac[NADC]> I have more



<Koniac[NADC]> How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?



<Koniac[NADC]> Nail its other hand to the floor =\



<Kajdav> xD



<Kajdav> How many babies does it take to paint a wall?



<Koniac[NADC]> I actually forgot the answer to that one :(



<Kajdav> Depends on how hard you throw them. :o



<Kochers[NADC|Gov]> night people



<Koniac[NADC]> gnight Kochers



<Kajdav> Night Kochers.



<Koniac[NADC]> What's worse than 10 babies in a trash can?



* Kochers[NADC|Gov] has quit (Quit: )



<Defiant> 11



<Koniac[NADC]> 1 baby in 10.



<Defiant> :o



<Defiant> awful



<Fester[NADC]> LOL


NADC jokefest!
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#26 Fizzex

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 08:28 AM - 044426

Preceded by a few hours of religious debate (with plenty of quotable stuff of its own):

<+AndrewHG[NADC]> all this religion. I'm gonna get me some bacon
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> Bacon is a sin Andrew
<+President> yes!!
* +AndrewHG[NADC] rolls eyes
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> XD
<+AndrewHG[NADC]> Ritually unclean eh?
<~Koniac[NADC]> not kosher
<+AndrewHG[NADC]> I'm dirty then
<~Koniac[NADC]> owait, wrong religion.
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> I bathe in bacon


Also, this gem:

<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> dude dunno
<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> when tony isn't around to take it
<+Akaboshi[TKoI]> it just feels...different
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> oh god that is so quotable


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#27 Kajdav

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 07:54 PM - 044427

I feel that entire convo deserves to go here... Too bad it's about two hours long. :S
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#28 legend

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 04:24 AM - 044428

Indeed.

Its true! =D
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#29 Kochers

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 10:08 PM - 044429

I got a good part of it :D

<+President> babys come forth from the wound speaking lies
<&legend608|NADC> and drink milk
<&legend608|NADC> He can't even say anything..
<&legend608|NADC> How can he have sinned when the only thing he has done is sleep and drink milk
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> babys come forth from the wound?
<&legend608|NADC> Are you saying that drinking milk and sleeping are SINS?!
<~Koniac[NADC]> I thought babies were the one true innocent being, according to the bible?
<~Koniac[NADC]> or something like that?
<+President> but their not accountable for it
<+Fizzex[NADC|AMGC]> If I get injured will I start spouting out babies?


ROFLMAO

Funniest quote of the night IMO.
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#30 Kajdav

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 02:14 AM - 044430

<|> so
<|> i fell through a table today
<BoSox_Nation> is the table ok?
<|> no :(


Might amend this later.
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#31 Kajdav

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Posted 14 January 2011 - 02:58 AM - 044431

<Baldr[TOP]> I only log in when TankKiller reminds me to collect taxes.


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#32 TankKiller

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:26 AM - 044432

[00:09:15] <legend608|NADC> Have you ever jacked off, President? If you have, try jacking off and stopping just before you jizz, thats what everyone is feeling now
[00:09:28] * AndrewHG[NADC] facepalms
[00:09:45] <President> what the fu?
[00:09:52] <President> .....
[00:10:03] * AndrewHG[NADC] stunned
[00:10:22] <Koniac[NADC]> rofl

o.o
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#33 Kajdav

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 07:52 AM - 044433

http://forum.cn-nadc...pic-discussion/
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#34 Kajdav

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 02:09 AM - 044434

* Kochers[NADC|Gov] slaps MartiniLand[NADC]
<MartiniLand[NADC]> :(
<Kochers[NADC|Gov]> SLAVE!


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#35 Kochers

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 03:26 AM - 044435

Aww, I want the rest of the convo :(
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#36 United Martini

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:16 AM - 044436

Boo! I'm holding the NADC responsible for an abusive work environment.

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#37 Dark Wizard

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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:04 PM - 044437

its okay...tony was abusing me earlier. didn't get the logs though
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#38 Laverick Phoenix

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 08:33 PM - 044438

Unless you play Project Terra you wouldn't fully get this one. Related to the PT admin deleting everyone's Universities in the game and explaining it away as a "hurricane".

[16:18] <|> that was one huge hurricane to have destroyed every single university on the planet
[16:18] <|> and to see every other building untouched, nothing short of a miracle from god
[16:18] <elle_phantman> one for the history books
[16:20] <Mikey> nature hates intellectuals
[16:20] <|> and all the academics inside the universities survived!
[16:21] <Mikey> oh, so they did
[16:21] <%agni365[GOONS]> lmfao yeah
[16:21] <elle_phantman> clearly they were smart enough to know how to handle such an event
[16:21] <%agni365[GOONS]> im firing their asses for not getting killed
[16:21] <Mikey> good thing they all had the foresight to build hurricane proof bunkers under the univsersity
[16:21] <elle_phantman> they better be mining iron ore while they're down there
[16:21] <elle_phantman> being out of a job and all now


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#39 United Martini

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 10:21 PM - 044439

Hahaha! That's great. Best thing I've heard in a while on here.
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Posted 13 August 2011 - 03:56 AM - 044440

Tinkie_Winkie humps Dark_Wizard with a plunger


Dark_Wizard likes it


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