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If you have heard the calling, if you have the wisdom to see the NADCupcake as the one true sweet, then it is time for you to join the Holy Church of Cookienism.
ANYONE, NADC Member or not, may ask to join, and if you are pure of heart you will be welcomed with open arms.
It is time to choose the right and true path! Post here to affirm your faith! MembersPope:
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Nadjia Official Recognitions
The Holy Church of Cookienism has recognized:1)
That the dessert deity known as Pie
is our pastry brother. We hold no ill-will towards the Pie, and while we worship the Cookie over all other desserts, we hold a special place in our hearts for the beloved Pie.2)
is a fantastic, wonderful, and amazing beverage, to be consumed at all hours of the day with any food or dessert that one would desire. Rum knows no boundaries, and we're proud to endorse rum as our official beverage.
The Holy Church of Cookienism is continually reviewing the claims of various other desserts in order to properly establish our stance on these food items. For the record, let it be known that the church holds no ill-will against ANY dessert, food, or beverage unless stated otherwise. Record of crimes by the Church of Cupcakeanity
Here shall a record be kept of all crimes committed by members and/or leaders of the Church of Cupcakeanity. All of these crimes have been well-documented, and are supported by facts that have been provided to us by the NADCookie in visions.Intruding upon our private sanctum
A member of the Cupcakeanity Council broke into the private Inner Sanctum of our Cathedral on two separate occasions:http://old.cn-nadc.n...ie/viledeed.jpghttp://old.cn-nadc.n...e/viledeed2.jpgVandalizing the common area of the St. Saccharine Cathedral
A member of the Cupcakeanity Council edited our public info topic with slanderous remarks against the great NADCookie:http://old.cn-nadc.n...e/viledeed3.jpghttp://old.cn-nadc.n.../viledeed3b.jpgLaunching a surprise attack on our otherwise peaceful public sanctuary
On December 17th, the cupcaker jihadists viciously attacked our common area:http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10822
Here you can see the posts, now purified:http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10765http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10821Employment of foreign mercenaries
In the 1st Pastry Crusade, the cupcakers employed the use of several unannounced foreign spamercenaries
to do their dirty work. As you can see here
, these individuals weren't even part of their church. The Holy Church of Cookienism, on the other hand, proudly accepts foreigners into its congregation, as you can see here
.http://old.cn-nadc.n...viledeed5_1.jpghttp://old.cn-nadc.n...viledeed5_2.jpghttp://old.cn-nadc.n...viledeed5_3.jpghttp://old.cn-nadc.n...viledeed5_4.jpgDefacing the holy St. Saccharine Cathedral after our resurgence
Let it be known that we have already been the victim of a dirty, low-down, rotten, filthy, and other-bad-adjectives attack by the evil cupcake followers, who attempted to defame the holy cathedral! How awful. This is something only a true slimeball would do.http://forum.cn-nadc...st&attach_id=85
The Templar Pastry Order
The Templar Pastry Order was a select order of noble and valiant Knights who had defended the NADCookie and the believers in their time of need that existed during the times of the Great Pastry War. To become a Templar, one had to do great deeds while on crusade for the Holy Church of Cookienism. They were given this sig bar as a badge of honor to show their prowess:
During the Great Pastry War, two battles were fought in the name of the church. The first, the great Cupcake Jihad
, considered to have started the war. Following a rise in sweetligious tensions, followers of the false cupcake ambushed Cookie forces on their home turf. However, they were ultimately repelled. The second, the 1st Pastry Crusade
. This was the first and last great crusade of the period, and ended in a decisive win for Cookienism, who managed to accrue 9,500 posts versus 6,500 posts by followers of the false cupcake.
However, the Holy Church of Cookienism no longer participates in spam wars, and therefore the Order has been defunct for many years, and serves now as only an honorary title.