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Holy Church of Cookienism

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a revival...

 

 

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ST. SACCHARINE CATHEDRAL

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This Cathedral is led by the clergy of the Holy Church of Cookienism, the OFFICIAL sweetligion of the NADC.

 

Brethren, follows of the glorious NADCookie, the time has come to unite under one banner yet again! Cookienism! Cookienism recognizes the NADCookie as the official dessert-diety of the NADC. The NADCookie is superior to the evil cupcake, disgracefully referred to as the "NADCupcake." This cupcake has been defiled, and must be purified. The NADCookie shall guide us on our path to righteous victory against the deceived cookie followers. The NADCookie came to us in our moment of need, delivered us in the great battle of Dessert Storm, and it has not forgotten us. The NADCookie has returned to bless the NADC with its presence, and to throw down the sacrilegious "cakessiah" once and for all! Join us, brethren! Put THIS bar in your sig to show your support for the NADCookie.

 

Behold, the NADCookie in all its majesty!

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Cookienism is the true path of sweetness!

 

NADCookie reigns supreme!

 

CAKESSIAH IS A MYTH!

 

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Check out our Wiki here!

 

 

~ Azure Mantle, Cardinal of the Holy Church of Cookienism

 

 

Disclaimer: This is not meant to be an offense to ANYONE; Christians, Catholics, or any religion what-so-ever. I myself have beliefs and I do this all in good fun and in the name of roleplay. Have fun and enjoy yourself!

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Join the congregation today!

If you have heard the calling, if you have the wisdom to see the NADCupcake as the one true sweet, then it is time for you to join the Holy Church of Cookienism.

ANYONE, NADC Member or not, may ask to join, and if you are pure of heart you will be welcomed with open arms.

It is time to choose the right and true path! Post here to affirm your faith!





Members

Pope: Dark Wizard

Eternal Saint: Artemis Entreri

Cardinals

Azure Mantle

Faithful

Centurius
King Altheon
Kajdav
rivereye
coolj304
Blazing Angel
Mark Bruce
Sayeret
BigKat
mahmah

Frankdolf
Wishmaster
MrCute
statesman28
Bishop
Otto V Bismarck
J Andres
Stew1213
frogger4
Gradius
spaero2011
Leguaris

Nadjia





Official Recognitions

The Holy Church of Cookienism has recognized:

1) That the dessert deity known as Pie is our pastry brother. We hold no ill-will towards the Pie, and while we worship the Cookie over all other desserts, we hold a special place in our hearts for the beloved Pie.

2) That RUM is a fantastic, wonderful, and amazing beverage, to be consumed at all hours of the day with any food or dessert that one would desire. Rum knows no boundaries, and we're proud to endorse rum as our official beverage.

The Holy Church of Cookienism is continually reviewing the claims of various other desserts in order to properly establish our stance on these food items. For the record, let it be known that the church holds no ill-will against ANY dessert, food, or beverage unless stated otherwise.





Record of crimes by the Church of Cupcakeanity

Here shall a record be kept of all crimes committed by members and/or leaders of the Church of Cupcakeanity. All of these crimes have been well-documented, and are supported by facts that have been provided to us by the NADCookie in visions.

Intruding upon our private sanctum

A member of the Cupcakeanity Council broke into the private Inner Sanctum of our Cathedral on two separate occasions:

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http://old.cn-nadc.n...e/viledeed2.jpg

Vandalizing the common area of the St. Saccharine Cathedral

A member of the Cupcakeanity Council edited our public info topic with slanderous remarks against the great NADCookie:

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http://old.cn-nadc.n.../viledeed3b.jpg

Launching a surprise attack on our otherwise peaceful public sanctuary

On December 17th, the cupcaker jihadists viciously attacked our common area:

http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10822

Here you can see the posts, now purified:

http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10765
http://old.cn-nadc.n...showtopic=10821

Employment of foreign mercenaries

In the 1st Pastry Crusade, the cupcakers employed the use of several unannounced foreign spamercenaries to do their dirty work. As you can see here, these individuals weren't even part of their church. The Holy Church of Cookienism, on the other hand, proudly accepts foreigners into its congregation, as you can see here.

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Defacing the holy St. Saccharine Cathedral after our resurgence

Let it be known that we have already been the victim of a dirty, low-down, rotten, filthy, and other-bad-adjectives attack by the evil cupcake followers, who attempted to defame the holy cathedral! How awful. This is something only a true slimeball would do.

http://forum.cn-nadc...st&attach_id=85










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The Templar Pastry Order


The Templar Pastry Order was a select order of noble and valiant Knights who had defended the NADCookie and the believers in their time of need that existed during the times of the Great Pastry War. To become a Templar, one had to do great deeds while on crusade for the Holy Church of Cookienism. They were given this sig bar as a badge of honor to show their prowess:

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During the Great Pastry War, two battles were fought in the name of the church. The first, the great Cupcake Jihad, considered to have started the war. Following a rise in sweetligious tensions, followers of the false cupcake ambushed Cookie forces on their home turf. However, they were ultimately repelled. The second, the 1st Pastry Crusade. This was the first and last great crusade of the period, and ended in a decisive win for Cookienism, who managed to accrue 9,500 posts versus 6,500 posts by followers of the false cupcake.

However, the Holy Church of Cookienism no longer participates in spam wars, and therefore the Order has been defunct for many years, and serves now as only an honorary title.

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I reaffirm my faith

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Let it be known that we have already been the victim of a dirty, low-down, rotten, filthy, and other-bad-adjectives attack by the evil cupcake followers, who attempted to defame the holy cathedral! See attached for proof of this evil deed!

 

How awful. This is something only a true slimeball would do.

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I would like to pledge my faith.

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I would like to pledge my faith.

 

Sir, yes sir! Good to have you with us, sir!

 

Does this mean, as Secretary General, you're endorsing Cookienism as the NADC's official sweetligion?

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Of course, I officially pronounce Cookieism as the official religion of NADC.

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Of course, I officially pronounce Cookieism as the official religion of NADC.

 

So let it be written, so let it be done!

 

FYI, as was apparently written in the wiki, the Pope of the Holy Church of Cookienism is always filled by the Secretary General of the NADC.

 

:worship:

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I accept this role with great honor!

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I accept this role with great honor!

 

Pope Dark Wizard!

 

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OOC:

I am sure the Pope would appreciate that :)

 

IC:

I have aged a little bit.

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My household is at war. M'lord prefers cupcakes; my daughter, cookies (easier to hold for a toddler). I am torn as to what side to choose...

 

Wait. Rum, and cookies. That's what Artemis would say...

 

Alright, alright, you have won me over... again...

 

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My household is at war. M'lord prefers cupcakes; my daughter, cookies (easier to hold for a toddler). I am torn as to what side to choose...

 

Wait. Rum, and cookies. That's what Artemis would say...

 

Alright, alright, you have won me over... again...

 

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Always a pleasure!

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Cookie of the day: Oatmeal Raisin!

 

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Shouldn't I get to pick cookie of the day? :/

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Shouldn't I get to pick cookie of the day? :/

 

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that cookie at the top of this is amazing i want it

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I noticed I have been slacking on the job :/

 

Cookie of the Day for August 9th:

 

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Cookie of the day for August 10th:

 

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Biscoffs

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Cookie of the Day for August 11th

 

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Rainbow Macaroons

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Cookie of the Day for August 12th

 

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The Fortune Cookie

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Cookie of the Day for August 13th:

 

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The Oreo

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The Cookie of the Day for August 14th:

 

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Thinmints

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