The Order of Pie Lords

[Justinian the Mighty 5]

The cake is a lie, there is only pie.

Through pie, I gain sugar.

Through sugar, I gain energy.

Through energy, I get stuff done.

Through getting stuff done, my to-do's are checked off.

The pie shall free me.

 

 

 

Citizens of a civilized alliance for centuries the practitioners of the Dark side of the Bakery have hidden in the shadows, waiting for the right time to return. Now we see the two false idols, the Cupcake and the Cookie, fight for dominance while the rest of the alliance suffers.

 

The supporters of the dangerous idols will be hunted down and defeated. Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. I assure you our resolve has never been stronger. Once more the Pie will rule the NADC and we shall have a piece. But In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the alliance must be reorganized into the first NADC Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.

 

Under the new order our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. Let the enemies of the Pie take heed: those who challenge our resolve will be crushed.

 

Signed,

Dark Lord of the Pie and Emperor of the NADC!

 

 

 

 

[C2Talon 13]

No pi pie? I am disappoint.

 

I had some images of my own, but it seems I deleted them from my webserver during a recent cleaning.

[Rotavele 0]

[Justinian the Mighty 5]

[Aloysius 26]

I love pie!!

 

Its like...(one of the) the national food(s) of Australia

 

[C2Talon 13]

I was going to look through backups, but that pi pie beats the pi pie I had by several digits.

[Zygon 18]

Screw cookies and cupcakes I WANT PIE!!!!Take me Dark Rulers and let me eat PIE!!!!

[Signor Boredom 0]

This is all so treacherous  
Cakessiah is watching you-- ALL of you. O_O

[Aurelius 42]

I have a friend who now lives in California. He told me that pies are no way near as popular there, in fact they're almost impossible to get. Aloysius, let's start a pie company in America.

[Justinian the Mighty 5]

Califonians are idiots. The rest of America loves pie.

[Aloysius 26]

I have a friend who now lives in California. He told me that pies are no way near as popular there, in fact they're almost impossible to get. Aloysius, let's start a pie company in America.

A tragedy!

 

3D print em? If they can print living tissue, why not a 3D printer/Oven that prints and cooks!

[Aurelius 42]

 

I have a friend who now lives in California. He told me that pies are no way near as popular there, in fact they're almost impossible to get. Aloysius, let's start a pie company in America.

A tragedy!

 

3D print em? If they can print living tissue, why not a 3D printer/Oven that prints and cooks!

 

 

3D print pies. My friend, you are a bloody genius.

[C2Talon 13]

3D print pies.

Not sure if want. It would probably the closest thing I will ever see to a Star Trek food replicator in my lifetime though, so that would be cool in a geeky sense.