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#1 lonzomac

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 12:33 AM - 088211

This doesn't concern anyone's mother directly, mine died a couple of years back from throat cancer. I do however still enjoy a good mama joke. We have people here from several countries and being from the US myself, this was almost a daily thing in school. I do believe we're the kings of mama jokes so post your best one preferably without the help of Google lol.

Your Mama is so ugly, that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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#2 Thomas123

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:05 AM - 088212

Yo mama so heavy I hurt my neck just thinking about her!


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 02:59 AM - 088213

Yo mama so stupid that she starved in grocery store


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 04:02 AM - 088214

yo mama SO POOR when she lit a cigarette the roaches sang "clap yo hands stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!"


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#5 lonzomac

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 04:12 AM - 088215

Your Mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:05 AM - 088216

Yo mama so fat when she got in the ocean the whales sang "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"


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Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:58 AM - 088217

Yo mamma is so classless, she could start a Marxist utopia


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#8 Aurelius

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 11:02 AM - 088218

Yo mama so old your daddy carbon dated her.
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Posted 04 September 2014 - 11:11 AM - 088219

Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.
You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.

 

(She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of the square.)


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#10 lonzomac

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 07:17 PM - 0882110

Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.
You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.
 
(She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of the square.)


Very technical lmao.
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#11 Aurelius

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 02:07 AM - 0882111

 

Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.
You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.
 
(She's so fat the attraction goes up as the CUBE of the distance instead of the square.)


Very technical lmao.

 

 

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 04:40 AM - 0882112

Yo mama is so blonde, she couldn't dial 911 because she couldn't find the 11 button!


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#13 Aurelius

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:12 AM - 0882113

Best one I've heard in a while: Your mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 01:57 PM - 0882114

The cube root of your mom = weight over 9000


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 08:53 PM - 0882115

     Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

 

 

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

 

 

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree

 

 

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

 

 

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#16 oddsox

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 08:57 PM - 0882116

 

     Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

 

 

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

 

 

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree

 

 

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

 

 

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Oh dear.


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#17 Aurelius

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:11 PM - 0882117

Yo mama so fat that when she sings - Armageddon.

 

#obscure #funnierinmyhead


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Posted 18 January 2015 - 12:25 AM - 0882118

Yo mama so fat that she is really fat.

#betterthanaureliusjokes #Phunny


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Posted 18 January 2015 - 10:07 AM - 0882119

Yo mama so fat that she is really fat.
#betterthanaureliusjokes #Phunny


Shots fired.

Yo mama so fat she has triabetes.

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#20 oddsox

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Posted 18 January 2015 - 03:52 PM - 0882120

Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry


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